So that he forsook the tabernacle of Shiloh, the tent which he
placed among men;
 — Psalms 78:60

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They also that dwell in the uttermost parts are afraid at thy
tokens: thou makest the outgoings of the morning and evening to
rejoice.
 — Psalms 65:8

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The sons of Rachel Jacob's wife; Joseph, and Benjamin.
 — Genesis 46:19

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82591.30132215974­3779.17218402172­479.0643765711

System/3! System/3!
See how it runs! See how it runs!
Its monitor loses so totally!
It runs all its programs in RPG!
It's made by our favorite monopoly!
System/3!

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My lord the king, these men have done evil in all that they have
done to Jeremiah the prophet, whom they have cast into the dungeon;
and he is like to die for hunger in the place where he is: for
there is no more bread in the city.
 — Jeremiah 38:9

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40466.13203666519­5493.25722061841­3103.1309358023

Then said Jonathan, Behold, we will pass over unto these men, and
we will discover ourselves unto them.
 — 1 Samuel 14:8

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There were they in great fear: for God is in the generation of the
righteous.
 — Psalms 14:5

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Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.

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«I'm dying,» he croaked.
«My experiment was a success,» the chemist retorted .
«You can't really train a beagle,» he dogmatized.
«That's no beagle, it's a mongrel,» she muttered.
«The fire is going out,» he bellowed.
«Bad marksmanship,» the hunter groused.
«You ought to see a psychiatrist,» he reminded me.
«You snake,» she rattled.
«Someone's at the door,» she chimed.
«Company's coming,» she guessed.
«Dawn came too soon,» she mourned.
«I think I'll end it all,» Sue sighed.
«I ordered chocolate, not vanilla,» I screamed.
«Your embroidery is sloppy,» she needled cruelly.
«Where did you get this meat?» he bridled hoarsely.
 — Gyles Brandreth, «The Joy of Lex»

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And their forty sockets of silver; two sockets under one board,
and two sockets under another board.
 — Exodus 26:21

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One Bell System — it works.

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45084.79680422923­7983.70279658757­7777.7252635042

X windows:
The ultimate bottleneck.
Flawed beyond belief.
The only thing you have to fear.
Somewhere between chaos and insanity.
On autopilot to oblivion.
The joke that kills.
A disgrace you can be proud of.
A mistake carried out to perfection.
Belongs more to the problem set than the solution set.
To err is X windows.
Ignorance is our most important resource.
Complex nonsolutions to simple nonproblems.
Built to fall apart.
Nullifying centuries of progress.
Falling to new depths of inefficiency.
The last thing you need.
The defacto substandard.

Elevating brain damage to an art form.
X windows.

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79391.38020148917­8985.42346996793­6596.545367483

And the third lot came up for the children of Zebulun according to
their families: and the border of their inheritance was unto Sarid:
 — Joshua 19:10

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For thou verily givest thanks well, but the other is not edified.
 — 1 Corinthians 14:17

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For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and
his commandments are not grievous.
 — 1 John 5:3

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«Plan to throw one away. You will anyway.»
- Fred Brooks, «The Mythical Man Month»

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52781.63655682323­4343.69229505569­0451.2870202883

Then said he unto me, This is the curse that goeth forth over the
face of the whole earth: for every one that stealeth shall be cut
off as on this side according to it; and every one that sweareth
shall be cut off as on that side according to it.
 — Zechariah 5:3

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I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way.

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Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy.

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Lest the avenger of the blood pursue the slayer, while his heart
is hot, and overtake him, because the way is long, and slay him;
whereas he was not worthy of death, inasmuch as he hated him not
in time past.
 — Deuteronomy 19:6

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And Pharaoh said unto Joseph, In my dream, behold, I stood upon
the bank of the river:
 — Genesis 41:17

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And if the man have none to redeem it, and himself be able to redeem
it;
 — Leviticus 25:26

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David Letterman's «Things we can be proud of as Americans»

Greatest number of citizens who have actually boarded a UFO

Many newspapers feature «JUMBLE»

Hourly motel rates

Vast majority of Elvis movies made here

Didn't just give up right away during World War II like some

countries we could mention

Goatees

I saw by night, and behold a man riding upon a red horse, and he
stood among the myrtle trees that were in the bottom; and behind
him were there red horses, speckled, and white.
 — Zechariah 1:8

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98592.91949347078­2901.86954021063­1866.7819359674

Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.

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24693.32454185767­4558.09482337024­5826.2617659417

As saith the proverb of the ancients, Wickedness proceedeth from
the wicked: but mine hand shall not be upon thee.
 — 1 Samuel 24:13

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And the king made of the algum trees terraces to the house of the
LORD, and to the king's palace, and harps and psalteries for singers:
and there were none such seen before in the land of Judah.
 — 2 Chronicles 9:11

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Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.

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But found none: yea, though many false witnesses came, yet found
they none. At the last came two false witnesses,
 — Matthew 26:60

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12043.57485865188­4299.25284225198­0439.0938156218

The aim of science is to seek the simplest explanations of complex
facts. Seek simplicity and distrust it.
 — Whitehead.

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