Sanctify unto me all the firstborn, whatsoever openeth the womb
among the children of Israel, both of man and of beast: it is mine.
 — Exodus 13:2

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And they gathered together to Mizpeh, and drew water, and poured
it out before the LORD, and fasted on that day, and said there, We
have sinned against the LORD. And Samuel judged the children of
Israel in Mizpeh.
 — 1 Samuel 7:6

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And he dealt to every one of Israel, both man and woman, to every
one a loaf of bread, and a good piece of flesh, and a flagon of
wine.
 — 1 Chronicles 16:3

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Then brought he me the way of the north gate before the house: and
I looked, and, behold, the glory of the LORD filled the house of
the LORD: and I fell upon my face.
 — Ezekiel 44:4

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79713.01189055281­5323.02283934623­6234.04066766

Neither let Hezekiah make you trust in the LORD, saying, The LORD
will surely deliver us: this city shall not be delivered into the
hand of the king of Assyria.
 — Isaiah 36:15

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And I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and, behold,
there came four chariots out from between two mountains; and the
mountains were mountains of brass.
 — Zechariah 6:1

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And they beckoned unto their partners, which were in the other
ship, that they should come and help them. And they came, and filled
both the ships, so that they began to sink.
 — Luke 5:7

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50599.82136592728­3145.89983116336­88.5562123325

If I had any humility I would be perfect.
 — Ted Turner

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38345.22245134669­4380.25694213538­6798.3887962999

Words can never express what words can never express.

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67388.95553980643­3515.26854374351­0215.608604219

For all the promises of God in him are yea, and in him Amen, unto
the glory of God by us.
 — 2 Corinthians 1:20

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98734.39610590754­5547.88160838476­26.2699980561

There are two types of Linux developers — those who can spell, and
those who can't. There is a constant pitched battle between the two.
(From one of the post-1.1.54 kernel update messages posted to c.o.l.a)

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6898.40904209682­21241.26024589649­3190.8045128665

Authors (and perhaps columnists) eventually rise to the top of whatever
depths they were once able to plumb.
 — Stanley Kaufman

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77100.14347884562­7512.91659978856­4959.6463194647

God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is
furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he
reserveth wrath for his enemies.
 — Nahum 1:2

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25576.79151459497­3548.98787096355­1021.6586617347

When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.

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98762.11019578844­7193.64008041497­1143.0260737039

And it came to pass, that when David was come to the top of the
mount, where he worshipped God, behold, Hushai the Archite came to
meet him with his coat rent, and earth upon his head:
 — 2 Samuel 15:32

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18401.11505888274­5270.29558839743­1314.9769426847

In what place therefore ye hear the sound of the trumpet, resort
ye thither unto us: our God shall fight for us.
 — Nehemiah 4:20

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92695.78618092875­0047.62353973811­5068.2618240602

And the same day, when the even was come, he saith unto them, Let
us pass over unto the other side.
 — Mark 4:35

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72183.49946870327­8217.14181033878­4433.0721805318

These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!

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And there appeared unto him an angel of the Lord standing on the
right side of the altar of incense.
 — Luke 1:11

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14247.55211542098­5289.88267924962­6509.8683591305

Nobody shot me.
 — Frank Gusenberg, his last words, when asked by police
who had shot him 14 times with a machine gun in the Saint
Valentine's Day Massacre.

Only Capone kills like that.
 — George «Bugs» Moran, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

The only man who kills like that is Bugs Moran.
 — Al Capone, on the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

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When he saw Jesus, he cried out, and fell down before him, and with
a loud voice said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of
God most high? I beseech thee, torment me not.
 — Luke 8:28

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And the sea arose by reason of a great wind that blew.
 — John 6:18

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14554.14826410182­4298.91069316072­4065.5499062172

Snoopy: No problem is so big that it can't be run away from.

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44294.56986517124­0056.95046999653­1567.9600178673

And the four tables were of hewn stone for the burnt offering, of
a cubit and an half long, and a cubit and an half broad, and one
cubit high: whereupon also they laid the instruments wherewith they
slew the burnt offering and the sacrifice.
 — Ezekiel 40:42

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72824.62012784455­7244.62760464133­7666.0887531288

Therefore they turned their backs before the men of Israel unto
the way of the wilderness; but the battle overtook them; and them
which came out of the cities they destroyed in the midst of them.
 — Judges 20:42

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Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the
other left.
 — Luke 17:36

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And thither ye shall bring your burnt offerings, and your sacrifices,
and your tithes, and heave offerings of your hand, and your vows,
and your freewill offerings, and the firstlings of your herds and
of your flocks:
 — Deuteronomy 12:6

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For on that day shall the priest make an atonement for you, to
cleanse you, that ye may be clean from all your sins before the
LORD.
 — Leviticus 16:30

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38212.43734320456­8997.58953198653­528.83829300448

And the chief of the Levites: Hashabiah, Sherebiah, and Jeshua the
son of Kadmiel, with their brethren over against them, to praise
and to give thanks, according to the commandment of David the man
of God, ward over against ward.
 — Nehemiah 12:24

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And Rebekah heard when Isaac spake to Esau his son. And Esau went
to the field to hunt for venison, and to bring it.
 — Genesis 27:5

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