And certain of them that stood there said unto them, What do ye,
loosing the colt?
 — Mark 11:5

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Ibhar also, and Elishua, and Nepheg, and Japhia,
 — 2 Samuel 5:15

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62668.34971159013­6884.07131042613­6315.635001531

One golden spoon of ten shekels, full of incense:
 — Numbers 7:74

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21782.40228937977­4883.01351274157­916.65178357803

Then measured he the porch of the gate, eight cubits; and the posts
thereof, two cubits; and the porch of the gate was inward.
 — Ezekiel 40:9

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24459.02691686059­3763.01834476392­2540.1267932117

The difference between a career and a job is about 20 hours a week.

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20461.54758242119­5027.84627036196­6367.5252192851

Moebius strippers never show you their back side.

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76943.99479430977­022.29618577788­3291.7135529364

But the Jews did not believe concerning him, that he had been blind,
and received his sight, until they called the parents of him that
had received his sight.
 — John 9:18

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1747.61660334177­1270.70069302083­90947.5670470786

According to my earnest expectation and my hope, that in nothing
I shall be ashamed, but that with all boldness, as always, so now
also Christ shall be magnified in my body, whether it be by life,
or by death.
 — Philippians 1:20

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57911.85095386572­0948.02567185954­4152.8084589275

And he sent away the multitude, and took ship, and came into the
coasts of Magdala.
 — Matthew 15:39

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97974.51959502830­888.32286643387­3218.4554182763

And if any man said unto him, Let them not fail to burn the fat
presently, and then take as much as thy soul desireth; then he
would answer him, Nay; but thou shalt give it me now: and if not,
I will take it by force.
 — 1 Samuel 2:16

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49595.60501885016­4995.51260665253­2844.8589274745

And it came to pass, when Rehoboam had established the kingdom,
and had strengthened himself, he forsook the law of the LORD, and
all Israel with him.
 — 2 Chronicles 12:1

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28481.65860107551­7583.15963618134­728.52567551441

Which things are an allegory: for these are the two covenants; the
one from the mount Sinai, which gendereth to bondage, which is
Agar.
 — Galatians 4:24

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55157.07738592447­1762.56477524158­7910.1312430922

I'm changing the CHANNEL … But all I get is commercials for «RONCO
MIRACLE BAMBOO STEAMERS»!

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51175.90970058155­0729.72554465382­3695.9177728735

The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision — it
pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness.
 — Mel Brooks

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51887.48455718941­4563.03336016818­294.45018381991

For Paul had determined to sail by Ephesus, because he would not
spend the time in Asia: for he hasted, if it were possible for him,
to be at Jerusalem the day of Pentecost.
 — Acts 20:16

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89742.04922267296­2152.83282234241­8524.6562560575

The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on
a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.

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20864.24389765563­1901.38769065592­3548.7404755495

Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under
the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall
abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth
him under the sun.
 — Ecclesiastes 8:15

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15502.73168219665­5607.37595748133­1020.6477030403

Hearken not to Hezekiah: for thus saith the king of Assyria, Make
an agreement with me by a present, and come out to me, and then
eat ye every man of his own vine, and every one of his fig tree,
and drink ye every one the waters of his cistern:
 — 2 Kings 18:31

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64050.33381870288­2001.96831098599­0677.4577030897

«Every group has a couple of experts. And every group has at least one idiot.
Thus are balance and harmony (and discord) maintained. It's sometimes hard
to remember this in the bulk of the flamewars that all of the hassle and
pain is generally caused by one or two highly-motivated, caustic twits.»
-- Chuq Von Rospach, chuq@apple.com, about Usenet

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92083.01290468654­945.64382248147­1414.8834694016

And it came to pass that night, that the angel of the LORD went
out, and smote in the camp of the Assyrians an hundred fourscore
and five thousand: and when they arose early in the morning, behold,
they were all dead corpses.
 — 2 Kings 19:35

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80772.35802462291­6526.34357756565­0972.306812064

And when they came thither to the hill, behold, a company of prophets
met him; and the Spirit of God came upon him, and he prophesied
among them.
 — 1 Samuel 10:10

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24224.87848824792­3088.23358133818­23.463466356675

And the glede, and the kite, and the vulture after his kind,
 — Deuteronomy 14:13

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87784.62911927996­3359.39026995336­5716.9742683216

Then spake the priests and the prophets unto the princes and to
all the people, saying, This man is worthy to die; for he hath
prophesied against this city, as ye have heard with your ears.
 — Jeremiah 26:11

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And as they that bare the ark were come unto Jordan, and the feet
of the priests that bare the ark were dipped in the brim of the
water, (for Jordan overfloweth all his banks all the time of
harvest,)
 — Joshua 3:15

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73598.10687400887­8739.70449852712­2710.6710895064

Editing is a rewording activity.

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90993.10207053897­1110.45820517195­0269.7692563647

Who now rejoice in my sufferings for you, and fill up that which
is behind of the afflictions of Christ in my flesh for his body's
sake, which is the church:
 — Colossians 1:24

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19416.79892225857­6609.48802039356­6752.4679563834

And it came to pass, when Ahab heard those words, that he rent his
clothes, and put sackcloth upon his flesh, and fasted, and lay in
sackcloth, and went softly.
 — 1 Kings 21:27

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51540.77511654225­8201.11063136463­3425.3933982043

This is the burnt offering of every sabbath, beside the continual
burnt offering, and his drink offering.
 — Numbers 28:10

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11789.69595324316­1901.66080221073­0847.4940066842

Take it easy, we're in a hurry.

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49143.61028804328­5532.00964528976­3618.1103114357

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.
 — Stephens

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