For in very deed, as the LORD God of Israel liveth, which hath kept
me back from hurting thee, except thou hadst hasted and come to
meet me, surely there had not been left unto Nabal by the morning
light any that pisseth against the wall.
 — 1 Samuel 25:34

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83408.09639341334­1468.68065282961­8400.86286104

When you're a Yup
You're a Yup all the way
From your first slice of Brie
To your last Cabernet.

When you're a Yup
You're not just a dreamer
You're making things happen
You're driving a Beamer.

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129.20167492388­797524.28054772685­006.4454110695

The two tribes and the half tribe have received their inheritance
on this side Jordan near Jericho eastward, toward the sunrising.
 — Numbers 34:15

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79581.00927181382­338.39474938884­0595.84395253

Who by the mouth of thy servant David hast said, Why did the heathen
rage, and the people imagine vain things?
 — Acts 4:25

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If thou shalt say in thine heart, These nations are more than I;
how can I dispossess them?
 — Deuteronomy 7:17

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54740.84543359733­3114.15106059827­0877.3840531673

Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them
who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all
the world may become guilty before God.
 — Romans 3:19

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97606.72897067893­7371.18551507762­9814.651977023

For I have set my face against this city for evil, and not for
good, saith the LORD: it shall be given into the hand of the king
of Babylon, and he shall burn it with fire.
 — Jeremiah 21:10

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25066.38784280183­1318.10239994685­801.4543876135

For Isaiah had said, Let them take a lump of figs, and lay it for
a plaister upon the boil, and he shall recover.
 — Isaiah 38:21

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89806.87679793959­0046.08788703413­4895.2239313744

And the taskmasters hasted them, saying, Fulfil your works, your
daily tasks, as when there was straw.
 — Exodus 5:13

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86410.33975516116­3740.12731277732­1607.837934615

It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This
is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the
last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn't give
enough.
 — Quentin Crisp, «How to Become a Virgin»

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64565.79589519248­8111.05271277761­7865.1537548538

Thou also, which hast judged thy sisters, bear thine own shame for
thy sins that thou hast committed more abominable than they: they
are more righteous than thou: yea, be thou confounded also, and
bear thy shame, in that thou hast justified thy sisters.
 — Ezekiel 16:52

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81052.81458490545­4500.95803814991­8025.7499258702

And thus shall ye eat it; with your loins girded, your shoes on
your feet, and your staff in your hand; and ye shall eat it in
haste: it is the LORD's passover.
 — Exodus 12:11

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19631.57081968892­32.16223850457­9017.7537837698

And the LORD sent against him bands of the Chaldees, and bands of
the Syrians, and bands of the Moabites, and bands of the children
of Ammon, and sent them against Judah to destroy it, according to
the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servants the prophets.
 — 2 Kings 24:2

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63318.45074511757­598.21891478574­26.7223586344

…you might as well skip the Xmas celebration completely, and instead
sit in front of your linux computer playing with the all-new-and-improved
linux kernel version.
 — Linus Torvalds

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68691.07653126975­3411.33912414454­6125.0498773704

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.

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34613.08953861463­1232.48211526014­4813.1807601516

«There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers.
While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain.»
 — Baron Rothschild, ca. 1800

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64270.59266461795­7232.18404876183­4119.0301136704

And I will harden Pharaoh's heart, and multiply my signs and my
wonders in the land of Egypt.
 — Exodus 7:3

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19499.64279913246­1308.18000613743­4164.7928915773

But every vow of a widow, and of her that is divorced, wherewith
they have bound their souls, shall stand against her.
 — Numbers 30:9

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64145.71657136847­6712.82197644249­5705.0633810029

And the soldiers also mocked him, coming to him, and offering him
vinegar,
 — Luke 23:36

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72635.98781882144­5655.36693985715­5903.0413590229

And they departed from the mount of the LORD three days' journey:
and the ark of the covenant of the LORD went before them in the
three days' journey, to search out a resting place for them.
 — Numbers 10:33

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64727.21725632418­44.54335200787­96103.4757018007

Mine eye mourneth by reason of affliction: LORD, I have called
daily upon thee, I have stretched out my hands unto thee.
 — Psalms 88:9

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12773.81835524118­846.27774047993­7641.885760809

And to offer a sacrifice according to that which is said in the
law of the Lord, A pair of turtledoves, or two young pigeons.
 — Luke 2:24

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52667.65976236877­3978.76740447576­3604.6576310719

If he had only learnt a little less, how infinitely better he might have
taught much more!

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96852.12513639448­5953.49699835085­1978.2265776619

And when it rested, he said, Return, O LORD, unto the many thousands
of Israel.
 — Numbers 10:36

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20251.47062141336­799.40797339927­9895.3621208909

For thus saith the LORD of hosts concerning the pillars, and
concerning the sea, and concerning the bases, and concerning the
residue of the vessels that remain in this city.
 — Jeremiah 27:19

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15748.06827969515­0861.91505468244­9692.7815990596

And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part
of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven
thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the
God of heaven.
 — Revelation 11:13

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69574.26415659436­3792.18129802758­3681.1236134869

FLASH!
Intelligence of mankind decreasing.
Details at … uh, when the little hand is on the …

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92382.84599615975­0973.36882838054­7919.7040826764

And he was buried in his sepulchre in the garden of Uzza: and Josiah
his son reigned in his stead.
 — 2 Kings 21:26

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32919.31120441828­8922.33273315994­7108.5231540251

Das ganze Saarland ist von M$ besetzt — das ganze? Nein eine kleine
Gruppe im Sudwesten trotzt dem ubergrosen Herrscher dank ihres
Zaubertrankes Linux
 — Tooster on #LinuxGER

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11613.74219371815­4629.58725399437­0519.3889351358

If I speak of strength, lo, he is strong: and if of judgment, who
shall set me a time to plead?
 — Job 9:19

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49474.43662339116­2920.94211916971­5738.5737988948