The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be.
Statistics prove that in the United States more Americans are killed in
automobile accidents than are killed by buffalo.
 — Art Buchwald

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And I will visit upon her the days of Baalim, wherein she burned
incense to them, and she decked herself with her earrings and her
jewels, and she went after her lovers, and forgat me, saith the
LORD.
 — Hosea 2:13

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But as for them whose heart walketh after the heart of their
detestable things and their abominations, I will recompense their
way upon their own heads, saith the Lord GOD.
 — Ezekiel 11:21

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Ahiam the son of Sacar the Hararite, Eliphal the son of Ur,
 — 1 Chronicles 11:35

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Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men
should be happier than others.
 — Oscar Wilde

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Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.

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And the archers shot at king Josiah; and the king said to his
servants, Have me away; for I am sore wounded.
 — 2 Chronicles 35:23

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Let favour be shewed to the wicked, yet will he not learn righteousness:
in the land of uprightness will he deal unjustly, and will not
behold the majesty of the LORD.
 — Isaiah 26:10

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And he said, Blessed be the LORD God of Israel, who hath with his
hands fulfilled that which he spake with his mouth to my father
David, saying,
 — 2 Chronicles 6:4

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And wherefore have ye made us to come up out of Egypt, to bring us
in unto this evil place? it is no place of seed, or of figs, or of
vines, or of pomegranates; neither is there any water to drink.
 — Numbers 20:5

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And I will shake all nations, and the desire of all nations shall
come: and I will fill this house with glory, saith the LORD of
hosts.
 — Haggai 2:7

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And this is the law of the meat offering: the sons of Aaron shall
offer it before the LORD, before the altar.
 — Leviticus 6:14

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Then shalt thou be pleased with the sacrifices of righteousness,
with burnt offering and whole burnt offering: then shall they offer
bullocks upon thine altar.
 — Psalms 51:19

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Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most Souls would scarcely
get your Feet wet. Fall not in Love, therefore: it will stick to your face.
 — National Lampoon, «Deteriorata»

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Security check: INTRUDER ALERT!

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And brought them to the magistrates, saying, These men, being Jews,
do exceedingly trouble our city,
 — Acts 16:20

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For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially
they of the circumcision:
 — Titus 1:10

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Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son,
and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is,
God with us.
 — Matthew 1:23

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Then Solomon sat on the throne of the LORD as king instead of David
his father, and prospered; and all Israel obeyed him.
 — 1 Chronicles 29:23

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Yet the children of Manasseh could not drive out the inhabitants
of those cities; but the Canaanites would dwell in that land.
 — Joshua 17:12

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And Mary arose in those days, and went into the hill country with
haste, into a city of Juda;
 — Luke 1:39

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For the Son of man is not come to destroy men's lives, but to save
them. And they went to another village.
 — Luke 9:56

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Banectomy, n.:
The removal of bruises on a banana.
 — Rich Hall, «Sniglets»

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If all the world's economists were laid end to end, we wouldn't reach a
conclusion.
 — William Baumol

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Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.
 — Galatians 6:2

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And ye shall keep it up until the fourteenth day of the same month:
and the whole assembly of the congregation of Israel shall kill it
in the evening.
 — Exodus 12:6

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Life is both difficult and time-consuming.

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Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to
say in those awkward situations? Worry no more…

Good children always obey.
Quit acting so childish.
Boys don't cry.
If you keep making faces, someday it'll freeze that way.
Why do you have to know so much?
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
Why? Because I'm bigger than you.
Well, you've ruined everything. Now are you happy?
Oh, grow up.
I'm only doing this because I love you.

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And the guard stood, every man with his weapons in his hand, round
about the king, from the right corner of the temple to the left
corner of the temple, along by the altar and the temple.
 — 2 Kings 11:11

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And prayed unto him: and he was intreated of him, and heard his
supplication, and brought him again to Jerusalem into his kingdom.
Then Manasseh knew that the LORD he was God.
 — 2 Chronicles 33:13

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