And when he had taken him, and brought him to his mother, he sat
on her knees till noon, and then died.
 — 2 Kings 4:20

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So Ebedmelech took the men with him, and went into the house of
the king under the treasury, and took thence old cast clouts and
old rotten rags, and let them down by cords into the dungeon to
Jeremiah.
 — Jeremiah 38:11

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He shall order the lamps upon the pure candlestick before the LORD
continually.
 — Leviticus 24:4

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70307.63761079236­7934.36347702191­412.3307113356

Due to lack of disk space, this fortune database has been discontinued.

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85771.99510802366­0639.10206793974­80.677532065594

You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't
say no.
 — Marcus Valerius Martialis

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45548.25905133473­0636.01096543581­1599.2676083838

But now when Timotheus came from you unto us, and brought us good
tidings of your faith and charity, and that ye have good remembrance
of us always, desiring greatly to see us, as we also to see you:
 — 1 Thessalonians 3:6

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And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the earth, and
worshipped.
 — Exodus 34:8

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And by great waters the seed of Sihor, the harvest of the river,
is her revenue; and she is a mart of nations.
 — Isaiah 23:3

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67154.73251300155­7779.83792272753­7713.7094544265

Think of it! With VLSI we can pack 100 ENIACs in 1 sq. cm.!

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And ye shall eat it in every place, ye and your households: for it
is your reward for your service in the tabernacle of the congregation.
 — Numbers 18:31

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And he walked in all the sins of his father, which he had done
before him: and his heart was not perfect with the LORD his God,
as the heart of David his father.
 — 1 Kings 15:3

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Every sabbath he shall set it in order before the LORD continually,
being taken from the children of Israel by an everlasting covenant.
 — Leviticus 24:8

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And none considereth in his heart, neither is there knowledge nor
understanding to say, I have burned part of it in the fire; yea,
also I have baked bread upon the coals thereof; I have roasted
flesh, and eaten it: and shall I make the residue thereof an
abomination? shall I fall down to the stock of a tree?
 — Isaiah 44:19

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58442.91678824171­7420.04945486432­6449.7746491716

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

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Lift up your heads, O ye gates; and be ye lift up, ye everlasting
doors; and the King of glory shall come in.
 — Psalms 24:7

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30250.80986372861­4271.30453341221­1946.529317795

And I will encamp about mine house because of the army, because of
him that passeth by, and because of him that returneth: and no
oppressor shall pass through them any more: for now have I seen
with mine eyes.
 — Zechariah 9:8

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Know for a certainty that the LORD your God will no more drive out
any of these nations from before you; but they shall be snares and
traps unto you, and scourges in your sides, and thorns in your
eyes, until ye perish from off this good land which the LORD your
God hath given you.
 — Joshua 23:13

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And Abraham journeyed from thence toward the south country, and
dwelled between Kadesh and Shur, and sojourned in Gerar.
 — Genesis 20:1

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51107.80297132154­3121.02148401625­5226.4632990201

HOLY MACRO!

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How oft is the candle of the wicked put out! and how oft cometh
their destruction upon them! God distributeth sorrows in his anger.
 — Job 21:17

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Then Daniel answered and said before the king, Let thy gifts be to
thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the
writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation.
 — Daniel 5:17

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And he set a carved image, the idol which he had made, in the house
of God, of which God had said to David and to Solomon his son, In
this house, and in Jerusalem, which I have chosen before all the
tribes of Israel, will I put my name for ever:
 — 2 Chronicles 33:7

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And the men of Gibeah rose against me, and beset the house round
about upon me by night, and thought to have slain me: and my
concubine have they forced, that she is dead.
 — Judges 20:5

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And Elijah went to shew himself unto Ahab. And there was a sore
famine in Samaria.
 — 1 Kings 18:2

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And he said unto his men, The LORD forbid that I should do this
thing unto my master, the LORD's anointed, to stretch forth mine
hand against him, seeing he is the anointed of the LORD.
 — 1 Samuel 24:6

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Of Dan, Azareel the son of Jeroham. These were the princes of the
tribes of Israel.
 — 1 Chronicles 27:22

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The mighty men of Babylon have forborn to fight, they have remained
in their holds: their might hath failed; they became as women: they
have burned her dwellingplaces; her bars are broken.
 — Jeremiah 51:30

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89303.23618335369­0795.50542402859­0725.8805910651

Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.

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Ahinadab the son of Iddo had Mahanaim:
 — 1 Kings 4:14

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Then there came some that told Jehoshaphat, saying, There cometh
a great multitude against thee from beyond the sea on this side
Syria; and, behold, they be in Hazazontamar, which is Engedi.
 — 2 Chronicles 20:2

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