Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
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And Isaiah said, This sign shalt thou have of the LORD, that the
LORD will do the thing that he hath spoken: shall the shadow go
forward ten degrees, or go back ten degrees?
— 2 Kings 20:9
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Yet I supposed it necessary to send to you Epaphroditus, my brother,
and companion in labour, and fellowsoldier, but your messenger,
and he that ministered to my wants.
— Philippians 2:25
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Thou wentest forth for the salvation of thy people, even for
salvation with thine anointed; thou woundedst the head out of the
house of the wicked, by discovering the foundation unto the neck.
Selah.
— Habakkuk 3:13
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Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders.
— Nietzsche
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And when they were come to him, he said unto them, Ye know, from
the first day that I came into Asia, after what manner I have been
with you at all seasons,
— Acts 20:18
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And Moses was an hundred and twenty years old when he died: his
eye was not dim, nor his natural force abated.
— Deuteronomy 34:7
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And I will pour upon the house of David, and upon the inhabitants
of Jerusalem, the spirit of grace and of supplications: and they
shall look upon me whom they have pierced, and they shall mourn
for him, as one mourneth for his only son, and shall be in bitterness
for him, as one that is in bitterness for his firstborn.
— Zechariah 12:10
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My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say.
And then say it with the utmost levity.
— G.B. Shaw
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And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords. And he said unto
them, It is enough.
— Luke 22:38
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And I will write on the tables the words that were in the first
tables which thou brakest, and thou shalt put them in the ark.
— Deuteronomy 10:2
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And for that the dream was doubled unto Pharaoh twice; it is because
the thing is established by God, and God will shortly bring it to
pass.
— Genesis 41:32
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He maketh the deep to boil like a pot: he maketh the sea like a
pot of ointment.
— Job 41:31
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«Ubi non accusator, ibi non judex.»
(Where there is no police, there is no speed limit.)
— Roman Law, trans. Petr Beckmann (1971)
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For thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will bring upon Tyrus
Nebuchadrezzar king of Babylon, a king of kings, from the north,
with horses, and with chariots, and with horsemen, and companies,
and much people.
— Ezekiel 26:7
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Beside their genealogy of males, from three years old and upward,
even unto every one that entereth into the house of the LORD, his
daily portion for their service in their charges according to their
courses;
— 2 Chronicles 31:16
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And I fell at his feet to worship him. And he said unto me, See
thou do it not: I am thy fellowservant, and of thy brethren that
have the testimony of Jesus: worship God: for the testimony of
Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.
— Revelation 19:10
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Why should the name of our father be done away from among his
family, because he hath no son? Give unto us therefore a possession
among the brethren of our father.
— Numbers 27:4
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Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of
his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law,
and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer
of the law, but a judge.
— James 4:11
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And they removed from Dibongad, and encamped in Almondiblathaim.
— Numbers 33:46
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«They're unfriendly, which is fortunate, really. They'd be difficult to
like.»
— Avon
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And if any mischief follow, then thou shalt give life for life,
— Exodus 21:23
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I will get me unto the great men, and will speak unto them; for
they have known the way of the LORD, and the judgment of their God:
but these have altogether broken the yoke, and burst the bonds.
— Jeremiah 5:5
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And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he
was set, his disciples came unto him:
— Matthew 5:1
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- Joey should not write changelog entries at 5:30am
<Joey> * DFSC Free cgi library
<Joey> What's that? DFSC?
<jim> Debian Free Software mroooooCows
— Seen on #Debian
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And the time that Jehu reigned over Israel in Samaria was twenty
and eight years.
— 2 Kings 10:36
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The children of Lebanah, the children of Hagabah, the children of
Akkub,
— Ezra 2:45
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The LORD hath sworn by the excellency of Jacob, Surely I will never
forget any of their works.
— Amos 8:7
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He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly.
Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.
— Revelation 22:20
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The heart of the prudent getteth knowledge; and the ear of the wise
seeketh knowledge.
— Proverbs 18:15
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