Ever heard of .cshrc?

That's a city in Bosnia. Right?
 — Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands

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You ain't learning nothing when you're talking.

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Thou shalt therefore sacrifice the passover unto the LORD thy God,
of the flock and the herd, in the place which the LORD shall choose
to place his name there.
 — Deuteronomy 16:2

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Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.

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And these are the names of the sons of Levi according to their
generations; Gershon, and Kohath, and Merari: and the years of the
life of Levi were an hundred thirty and seven years.
 — Exodus 6:16

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Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of
God as a little child shall in no wise enter therein.
 — Luke 18:17

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Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it.

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Then asked he them again, Whom seek ye? And they said, Jesus of
Nazareth.
 — John 18:7

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And Abimelech said unto Abraham, What mean these seven ewe lambs
which thou hast set by themselves?
 — Genesis 21:29

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And God was displeased with this thing; therefore he smote Israel.
 — 1 Chronicles 21:7

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But I will send a fire on the wall of Gaza, which shall devour the
palaces thereof:
 — Amos 1:7

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And when all the Moabites heard that the kings were come up to
fight against them, they gathered all that were able to put on
armour, and upward, and stood in the border.
 — 2 Kings 3:21

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And said, Cornelius, thy prayer is heard, and thine alms are had
in remembrance in the sight of God.
 — Acts 10:31

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And the wild beasts of the islands shall cry in their desolate
houses, and dragons in their pleasant palaces: and her time is near
to come, and her days shall not be prolonged.
 — Isaiah 13:22

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Or who shut up the sea with doors, when it brake forth, as if it
had issued out of the womb?
 — Job 38:8

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And to Jesus the mediator of the new covenant, and to the blood of
sprinkling, that speaketh better things that that of Abel.
 — Hebrews 12:24

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But as for thee and thy servants, I know that ye will not yet fear
the LORD God.
 — Exodus 9:30

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And thou shalt put the two wreathen chains of gold in the two rings
which are on the ends of the breastplate.
 — Exodus 28:24

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Send to all them of the captivity, saying, Thus saith the LORD
concerning Shemaiah the Nehelamite; Because that Shemaiah hath
prophesied unto you, and I sent him not, and he caused you to trust
in a lie:
 — Jeremiah 29:31

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And this they did, not as we hoped, but first gave their own selves
to the Lord, and unto us by the will of God.
 — 2 Corinthians 8:5

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Behold, I am pressed under you, as a cart is pressed that is full
of sheaves.
 — Amos 2:13

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I forgot to mention an important fact in the 1.3.67 announce­ment. In order to
get a fully working kernel, you have to follow the steps below:
 — Walk around your computer widdershins 3 times, chanting «Linus is
overworked, and he makes lousy patches, but we love him anyway». Get
your spuouse to do this too for extra effect. Children are optional.
 — Apply the patch included in this mail
 — Call your system «Super-67», and don't forget to unapply the patch
before you later applying the official 1.3.68 patch.
 — reboot
 — Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch

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Fortune finishes the great quotations, #12

Those who can, do. Those who can't, write the instructions.

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If God had intended Man to program, we'd be born with serial I/O ports.

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So Jeremiah wrote in a book all the evil that should come upon
Babylon, even all these words that are written against Babylon.
 — Jeremiah 51:60

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If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or door, if you
brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled-
up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and
repeat the sequence.
You will find yourself surprised how far off course you were to
hit that window jamb, that door, that chair. Get back on course and do it
again. How can you pilot a spacecraft if you can't find your way around
your own apartment?
 — William S. Burroughs

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Lift up thine eyes round about, and behold: all these gather
themselves together, and come to thee. As I live, saith the LORD,
thou shalt surely clothe thee with them all, as with an ornament,
and bind them on thee, as a bride doeth.
 — Isaiah 49:18

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Yet he sent prophets to them, to bring them again unto the LORD;
and they testified against them: but they would not give ear.
 — 2 Chronicles 24:19

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While they behold your chaste conversation coupled with fear.
 — 1 Peter 3:2

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And there came a man from Baalshalisha, and brought the man of God
bread of the firstfruits, twenty loaves of barley, and full ears
of corn in the husk thereof. And he said, Give unto the people,
that they may eat.
 — 2 Kings 4:42

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