In the third year of the reign of king Belshazzar a vision appeared
unto me, even unto me Daniel, after that which appeared unto me at
the first.
 — Daniel 8:1

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For I have received of the Lord that which also I delivered unto
you, That the Lord Jesus the same night in which he was betrayed
took bread:
 — 1 Corinthians 11:23

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Eluzai, and Jerimoth, and Bealiah, and Shemariah, and Shephatiah
the Haruphite,
 — 1 Chronicles 12:5

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And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzzah; and God smote
him there for his error; and there he died by the ark of God.
 — 2 Samuel 6:7

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And there came a man of God, and spake unto the king of Israel,
and said, Thus saith the LORD, Because the Syrians have said, The
LORD is God of the hills, but he is not God of the valleys, therefore
will I deliver all this great multitude into thine hand, and ye
shall know that I am the LORD.
 — 1 Kings 20:28

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And I besought thy disciples to cast him out; and they could not.
 — Luke 9:40

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And he shall besiege thee in all thy gates, until thy high and
fenced walls come down, wherein thou trustedst, throughout all thy
land: and he shall besiege thee in all thy gates throughout all
thy land, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.
 — Deuteronomy 28:52

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was giving it last rites.

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Die TeX-Artikel .. aber doch inzwischen wohl nicht mehr an den
Fingern zweier Hände abzählbar (außer vielleicht von Informatikern,
die bekanntlich mit den Fingern bis 1023 zählen können.
 — Anselm Lingnau

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I will praise thee, O LORD, among the people: and I will sing
praises unto thee among the nations.
 — Psalms 108:3

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Vulcans never bluff.
 — Spock, «The Doomsday Machine», stardate 4202.1

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And Ophir, and Havilah, and Jobab. All these were the sons of
Joktan.
 — 1 Chronicles 1:23

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And David cried to the people, and to Abner the son of Ner, saying,
Answerest thou not, Abner? Then Abner answered and said, Who art
thou that criest to the king?
 — 1 Samuel 26:14

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And there went forth a wind from the LORD, and brought quails from
the sea, and let them fall by the camp, as it were a day's journey
on this side, and as it were a day's journey on the other side,
round about the camp, and as it were two cubits high upon the face
of the earth.
 — Numbers 11:31

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Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to
separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our
Lord.
 — Romans 8:39

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And the elders of the congregation shall lay their hands upon the
head of the bullock before the LORD: and the bullock shall be killed
before the LORD.
 — Leviticus 4:15

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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
 — Fred Allen

Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.

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How kind of you to be willing to live someone's life for them.

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They are brought down and fallen: but we are risen, and stand
upright.
 — Psalms 20:8

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And all the oxen for the sacrifice of the peace offerings were
twenty and four bullocks, the rams sixty, the he goats sixty, the
lambs of the first year sixty. This was the dedication of the altar,
after that it was anointed.
 — Numbers 7:88

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The University of California Bears announced the signing of Reggie
Philbin to a letter of intent to attend Cal next Fall. Philbin is said
to make up for no talent by cheating well. Says Philbin of his decision
to attend Cal, «I'm in it for the free ride.»

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So that the face of a man was toward the palm tree on the one side,
and the face of a young lion toward the palm tree on the other
side: it was made through all the house round about.
 — Ezekiel 41:19

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But God hath revealed them unto us by his Spirit: for the Spirit
searcheth all things, yea, the deep things of God.
 — 1 Corinthians 2:10

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In the seventh month, in the fifteenth day of the month, shall he
do the like in the feast of the seven days, according to the sin
offering, according to the burnt offering, and according to the
meat offering, and according to the oil.
 — Ezekiel 45:25

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Death before dishonor. But neither before breakfast.

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And a great multitude followed him, because they saw his miracles
which he did on them that were diseased.
 — John 6:2

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Therefore now flee thou to thy place: I thought to promote thee
unto great honour; but, lo, the LORD hath kept thee back from
honour.
 — Numbers 24:11

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Nasrudin was carrying home a piece of liver and the recipe for liver pie.
Suddenly a bird of prey swooped down and snatched the piece of meat from his
hand. As the bird flew off, Nasrudin called after it, «Foolish bird! You
have the liver, but what can you do with it without the recipe?»

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And he shall burn all his fat upon the altar, as the fat of the
sacrifice of peace offerings: and the priest shall make an atonement
for him as concerning his sin, and it shall be forgiven him.
 — Leviticus 4:26

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And the crowns shall be to Helem, and to Tobijah, and to Jedaiah,
and to Hen the son of Zephaniah, for a memorial in the temple of
the LORD.
 — Zechariah 6:14

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