And he said unto him that was over the vestry, Bring forth vestments
for all the worshippers of Baal. And he brought them forth vestments.
 — 2 Kings 10:22

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I'd be a poorer man if I'd never seen an eagle fly.
 — John Denver

I saw an eagle fly once. Fortunately, I had my eagle fly swatter handy. Ed.

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And David took the shields of gold that were on the servants of
Hadadezer, and brought them to Jerusalem.
 — 2 Samuel 8:7

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There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof
are the ways of death.
 — Proverbs 14:12

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93794.81706316786­9874.49640395913­7911.1084014416

Now therefore ye with the council signify to the chief captain that
he bring him down unto you to morrow, as though ye would enquire
something more perfectly concerning him: and we, or ever he come
near, are ready to kill him.
 — Acts 23:15

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Who shall also confirm you unto the end, that ye may be blameless
in the day of our Lord Jesus Christ.
 — 1 Corinthians 1:8

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50009.70377486912­5812.47965516712­1585.4421556789

You're not Dave. Who are you?

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29696.87407226948­0666.04991470113­3495.4014267702

COBOL:
Completely Over and Beyond reason Or Logic.

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They are relatively good but absolutely terrible.
 — Alan Kay, commenting on Apollos

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For he remembered his holy promise, and Abraham his servant.
 — Psalms 105:42

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19392.01004076661­009.48181300476­910.039696658

And Eleazar the son of Aaron died; and they buried him in a hill
that pertained to Phinehas his son, which was given him in mount
Ephraim.
 — Joshua 24:33

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Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System → Repartitioning Disk for Linux…
(By cbbrown@io.org, Christopher Browne)

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You need more time; and you probably always will.

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For their feet run to evil, and make haste to shed blood.
 — Proverbs 1:16

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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
 — Kin Hubbard

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79911.76100896875­4667.68136567864­1931.0716170517

Pascal:
A programming language named after a man who would turn over
in his grave if he knew about it.
 — Datamation, January 15, 1984

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Then Isaiah the son of Amoz sent to Hezekiah, saying, Thus saith
the LORD God of Israel, That which thou hast prayed to me against
Sennacherib king of Assyria I have heard.
 — 2 Kings 19:20

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42057.12174529292­018.23604591480­915.6297218766

We have the flu. I don't know if this particular strain has an official
name, but if it does, it must be something like «Martian Death Flu». You
may have had it yourself. The main symptom is that you wish you had another
setting on your electric blanket, up past «HIGH», that said «ELECTROCUTION».
Another symptom is that you cease brushing your teeth, because (a)
your teeth hurt, and (b) you lack the strength. Midway through the brushing
process, you'd have to lie down in front of the sink to rest for a couple
of hours, and rivulets of toothpaste foam would dribble sideways out of your
mouth, eventually hardening into crusty little toothpaste stalagmites that
would bond your head permanently to the bathroom floor, which is how the
police would find you.
You know the kind of flu I'm talking about.
 — Dave Barry, «Molecular Homicide»

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Behold, they belch out with their mouth: swords are in their lips:
for who, say they, doth hear?
 — Psalms 59:7

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Go and proclaim these words toward the north, and say, Return, thou
backsliding Israel, saith the LORD; and I will not cause mine anger
to fall upon you: for I am merciful, saith the LORD, and I will
not keep anger for ever.
 — Jeremiah 3:12

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A hammer sometimes misses its mark — a bouquet never.

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Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong.
 — 1 Corinthians 16:13

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(For six months did Joab remain there with all Israel, until he
had cut off every male in Edom:)
 — 1 Kings 11:16

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85974.08845594768­944.58916948299­1310.0210368945

That thou mightest fear the LORD thy God, to keep all his statutes
and his commandments, which I command thee, thou, and thy son, and
thy son's son, all the days of thy life; and that thy days may be
prolonged.
 — Deuteronomy 6:2

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15017.39623930881­7586.54756756362­3282.1948483211

The part of the world that people find most puzzling is the part called «Me».

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Now when he had left speaking, he said unto Simon, Launch out into
the deep, and let down your nets for a draught.
 — Luke 5:4

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64046.27217530739­888.47999484861­50947.217116388

Seems a computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were
driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out. They screamed down the
mountain, gaining speed, but finally managed to grind to a halt, more by
luck than anything else, just inches from a thousand foot drop to jagged
rocks. They all got out of the car:
The computer engineer said, «I think I can fix it.»
The systems analyst said, «No, no, I think we should take it
into town and have a specialist look at it.»
The programmer said, «OK, but first I think we should get back
in and see if it does it again.»

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53740.69072991588­7077.25215222539­764.9273550112

Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot
remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about
women.
 — George Bernard Shaw

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82110.31639275838­2296.14926227628­9859.9853342668

So Jeremiah abode in the court of the prison until the day that
Jerusalem was taken: and he was there when Jerusalem was taken.
 — Jeremiah 38:28

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98237.45347301463­3.22257412155­2791473.3618346578

And let us consider one another to provoke unto love and to good
works:
 — Hebrews 10:24

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