I just know I'm a better manager when I have Joe DiMaggio in center field.
 — Casey Stengel

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And Pharaoh said unto Jacob, How old art thou?
 — Genesis 47:8

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Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?

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Blessed are they who Go Around in Circles, for they Shall be Known as Wheels.

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The sons of Judah; Er, and Onan, and Shelah: which three were born
unto him of the daughter of Shua the Canaanitess. And Er, the
firstborn of Judah, was evil in the sight of the LORD; and he slew
him.
 — 1 Chronicles 2:3

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<\\swing> and if we're playing old distributions… whatever happened to Yggdrasil? :)
<joost> \\swing: everybody who tried to pronounce it got their tongue in a knot and choked
 — #Debian

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It happened long ago
In the new magic land
The Indians and the buffalo
Existed hand in hand
The Indians needed food
They need skins for a roof
They only took what they needed
And the buffalo ran loose
But then came the white man
With his thick and empty head
He couldn't see past his billfold
He wanted all the buffalo dead
It was sad, oh so sad.
 — Ted Nugent, «The Great White Buffalo»

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All my bones shall say, LORD, who is like unto thee, which deliverest
the poor from him that is too strong for him, yea, the poor and
the needy from him that spoileth him?
 — Psalms 35:10

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And Jacob set a pillar upon her grave: that is the pillar of Rachel's
grave unto this day.
 — Genesis 35:20

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Time will end all my troubles, but I don't always approve of Time's methods.

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And it shall be said in that day, Lo, this is our God; we have
waited for him, and he will save us: this is the LORD; we have
waited for him, we will be glad and rejoice in his salvation.
 — Isaiah 25:9

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And Joseph said unto them, What deed is this that ye have done?
wot ye not that such a man as I can certainly divine?
 — Genesis 44:15

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Ye see how large a letter I have written unto you with mine own
hand.
 — Galatians 6:11

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On our campus the UNIX system has proved to be not only an effective software
tool, but an agent of technical and social change within the University.
- John Lions (University of New South Wales)

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He built Eloth, and restored it to Judah, after that the king slept
with his fathers.
 — 2 Chronicles 26:2

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98794.16527647779­563.93774229754­2030.34589573013

The fountain code has been tightened slightly so you can no longer dip
objects into a fountain or drink from one while you are floating in mid-air
due to levitation.
Teleporting to hell via a teleportation trap will no longer occur
if the character does not have fire resistance.
 — README file from the NetHack game

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They grope in the dark without light, and he maketh them to stagger
like a drunken man.
 — Job 12:25

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And he made the holy anointing oil, and the pure incense of sweet
spices, according to the work of the apothecary.
 — Exodus 37:29

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Then answered Bildad the Shuhite, and said,
 — Job 18:1

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42702.08977593125­3794.53886190853­9274.9894783997

«We maintain that the very foundation of our way of life is what we call
free enterprise,» said Cash McCall, «but when one of our citizens
show enough free enterprise to pile up a little of that profit, we do
our best to make him feel that he ought to be ashamed of himself.»
 — Cameron Hawley

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«We never make assertions, Miss Taggart,» said Hugh Akston. «That is
the moral crime peculiar to our enemies. We do not tell — we show.
We do not claim — we prove.»
-- Ayn Rand, _Atlas Shrugged_

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He teareth me in his wrath, who hateth me: he gnasheth upon me with
his teeth; mine enemy sharpeneth his eyes upon me.
 — Job 16:9

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70655.26921454811­1000.35096287137­733.4028649548

The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible
enough to give none.

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And now come I to thee; and these things I speak in the world, that
they might have my joy fulfilled in themselves.
 — John 17:13

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58008.79868533574­56.95797769865­124445.1217131714

And they worshipped the dragon which gave power unto the beast:
and they worshipped the beast, saying, Who is like unto the beast?
who is able to make war with him?
 — Revelation 13:4

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As for Elkanah: the sons of Elkanah; Zophai his son, and Nahath
his son,
 — 1 Chronicles 6:26

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And Ahitub begat Zadok, and Zadok begat Shallum,
 — 1 Chronicles 6:12

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Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole
nation.
 — Malachi 3:9

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Then will I cause to cease from the cities of Judah, and from the
streets of Jerusalem, the voice of mirth, and the voice of gladness,
the voice of the bridegroom, and the voice of the bride: for the
land shall be desolate.
 — Jeremiah 7:34

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Best Mistakes In Films
In his «Filmgoer's Com­panion», Mr. Leslie Halliwell helpfully lists
four of the cinema's greatest moments which you should get to see if at all
possible.
In «Carmen Jones», the camera tracks with Dorothy Dandridge down a
street; and the entire film crew is reflected in the shop window.
In «The Wrong Box», the roofs of Victorian London are emblazoned
with television aerials.
In «Decameron Nights», Louis Jourdain stands on the deck of his
fourteenth century pirate ship; and a white lorry trundles down the hill
in the background.
In «Viking Queen», set in the times of Boadicea, a wrist watch is
clearly visible on one of the leading characters.
 — Stephen Pile, «The Book of Heroic Failures»

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