The words of a talebearer are as wounds, and they go down into the
innermost parts of the belly.
 — Proverbs 26:22

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59568.94434647373­5739.02105019381­8212.4492709364

In the fulness of his sufficiency he shall be in straits: every
hand of the wicked shall come upon him.
 — Job 20:22

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59642.17455594429­6470.30362087058­1682.8212793334

But if not, let fire come out from Abimelech, and devour the men
of Shechem, and the house of Millo; and let fire come out from the
men of Shechem, and from the house of Millo, and devour Abimelech.
 — Judges 9:20

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981.68492646504­130969.23240566373­2337.0094987149

Therefore was he hired, that I should be afraid, and do so, and
sin, and that they might have matter for an evil report, that they
might reproach me.
 — Nehemiah 6:13

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62978.51388435526­0031.86547231887­1358.3365728673

Woman: «Is Yoo-Hoo hyphenated?»
Yogi Berra: «No, ma'am, its not even carbonated.»

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75721.00998192963­380.12600628389­3486.915610891

Steady movement is more important than speed, much of the time. So long
as there is a regular progression of stimuli to get your mental hooks
into, there is room for lateral movement. Once this begins, its rate is
a matter of discretion.
 — Corwin, Prince of Amber

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69667.72798485048­0035.25959180069­5020.4627324554

There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence.

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44274.19657267929­0240.12931004499­9879.3313274576

He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a
liar, and the truth is not in him.
 — 1 John 2:4

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84855.83023890121­184.89747512766­0585.2686059193

And the young men that were grown up with him spake unto him,
saying, Thus shalt thou speak unto this people that spake unto
thee, saying, Thy father made our yoke heavy, but make thou it
lighter unto us; thus shalt thou say unto them, My little finger
shall be thicker than my father's loins.
 — 1 Kings 12:10

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93622.20753315033­1563.25143095366­2716.3158853305

I desired Titus, and with him I sent a brother. Did Titus make a
gain of you? walked we not in the same spirit? walked we not in
the same steps?
 — 2 Corinthians 12:18

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18819.48020751796­1751.15596916957­6639.8880943299

War is never imperative.
 — McCoy, «Balance of Terror», stardate 1709.2

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43007.12094580778­005.48823543685­61565.9634491556

So the merchants and sellers of all kind of ware lodged without
Jerusalem once or twice.
 — Nehemiah 13:20

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50473.44536938747­074.83869772568­23045.307660235

And I saw, and bare record that this is the Son of God.
 — John 1:34

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13219.40397444574­8998.17442513124­241.33242564991

And it came to pass the same night, that the word of God came to
Nathan, saying,
 — 1 Chronicles 17:3

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75354.35579258755­931.72470641955­6139.0249404171

And the LORD said unto Moses, Write this for a memorial in a book,
and rehearse it in the ears of Joshua: for I will utterly put out
the remembrance of Amalek from under heaven.
 — Exodus 17:14

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8745.34577692731­38749.89819809758­54.64131269807

Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may
follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame
them!
 — Isaiah 5:11

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49470.30038180338­5746.80794544222­5223.0973892556

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

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58397.81968977134­1248.60166678813­7954.1434559372

<xtifr> direct brain implants :)
<knghtbrd> xtifr — yah, then using computers would actually require some
of these idiots to think!
<knghtbrd> ;>

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2630.44076038327­2167.57985727792­92330.2717345445

Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted
within me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise him, who is
the health of my countenance, and my God.
 — Psalms 42:11

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95509.53690735985­5034.83497175692­0331.8510833675

• HomeySan waits for the papa john's pizza to show up

<ravenos> mm. papa john's.
<HomeySan> hopefully they send the cute delivery driver
<ravenos> they dont have that here.
<Dr_Stein> why? you gonna eat the driver instead?

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58141.58379347772­5839.62538784747­715.67221646679

And Hushai said unto Absalom, Nay; but whom the LORD, and this
people, and all the men of Israel, choose, his will I be, and with
him will I abide.
 — 2 Samuel 16:18

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99533.16535287577­0617.68687781112­4756.5011566113

Sometimes, when I think of what that girl means to me, it's all I can do
to keep from telling her.
 — Andy Capp

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55826.41527693615­6224.79748806018­4652.9345198259

The Modelski Chain Rule:
(1) Look intently at the problem for several minutes. Scratch your
head at 20–30 second intervals. Try solving the problem on your
Hewlett-Packard.
(2) Failing this, look around at the class. Select a particularly
bright-looking individual.
(3) Procure a large chain.
(4) Walk over to the selected student and threaten to beat him severely
with the chain unless he gives you the answer to the problem.
Generally, he will. It may also be a good idea to give him a sound
thrashing anyway, just to show you mean business.

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22746.16092156379­7825.07556938457­73.224913329751

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
 — Salvor Hardin

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2138.55653218681­20530.11975379369­8144.8553487891

And she went, and sat her down over against him a good way off, as
it were a bow shot: for she said, Let me not see the death of the
child. And she sat over against him, and lift up her voice, and
wept.
 — Genesis 21:16

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86777.56216200666­4222.89663838761­1984.1849904786

No man taketh it from me, but I lay it down of myself. I have power
to lay it down, and I have power to take it again. This commandment
have I received of my Father.
 — John 10:18

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80674.98174935573­8288.06868283571­472.19875226862

And the sons of Rimmon the Beerothite, Rechab and Baanah, went,
and came about the heat of the day to the house of Ishbosheth, who
lay on a bed at noon.
 — 2 Samuel 4:5

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14008.62462952473­9346.94985876104­65.0364143091

For, behold, I create new heavens and a new earth: and the former
shall not be remembered, nor come into mind.
 — Isaiah 65:17

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17497.55414106628­5072.63225456286­2070.2745161584

The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
 — Sophocles

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39484.14283097521­6382.08694847793­4600.9031433979

Croll's Query:
If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

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67668.55501249447­4031.19782654623­8851.4621069223