Nasrudin walked into a teahouse and declaimed, «The moon is more useful
than the sun.»
«Why?», he was asked.
«Because at night we need the light more.»

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Aaron therefore went unto the altar, and slew the calf of the sin
offering, which was for himself.
 — Leviticus 9:8

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For I will cast out the nations before thee, and enlarge thy borders:
neither shall any man desire thy land, when thou shalt go up to
appear before the LORD thy God thrice in the year.
 — Exodus 34:24

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4793.67143216834­3525.56737437239­75024.7888972337

Uthai the son of Ammihud, the son of Omri, the son of Imri, the
son of Bani, of the children of Pharez the son of Judah.
 — 1 Chronicles 9:4

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53233.92015772091­8231.51240845445­067.1688620403

And Jokim, and the men of Chozeba, and Joash, and Saraph, who had
the dominion in Moab, and Jashubilehem. And these are ancient
things.
 — 1 Chronicles 4:22

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44534.06556857117­9034.25131623216­41.248348078391

QOTD:
«It's been Monday all week today.»

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88536.09347327742­9366.65522758927­5274.1744489846

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman
makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
 — Frost

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24431.17315327329­7812.23443587381­5203.7091377256

Thus saith the LORD; Take heed to yourselves, and bear no burden
on the sabbath day, nor bring it in by the gates of Jerusalem;
 — Jeremiah 17:21

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44091.40515775483­4928.10689622636­7716.1294991599

Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends!
We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside!
There behind the glass there's a real blade of grass,
Be careful as you pass, move along, move along.
Come inside, the show's about to start,
Guaranteed to blow your head apart.
Rest assured, you'll get your money's worth,
Greatest show, in heaven, hell or earth!
You gotta see the show! It's a dynamo!
You gotta see the show! It's rock ‹n› roll!
 — ELP, «Karn Evil 9» (1st Impression, Part 2)

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The existence of god implies a violation of causality.

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And he shall take away all the fat thereof, as the fat of the lamb
is taken away from the sacrifice of the peace offerings; and the
priest shall burn them upon the altar, according to the offerings
made by fire unto the LORD: and the priest shall make an atonement
for his sin that he hath committed, and it shall be forgiven him.
 — Leviticus 4:35

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43405.83021583897­7823.18719718372­9801.1739416557

And this was yet a small thing in thy sight, O Lord GOD; but thou
hast spoken also of thy servant's house for a great while to come.
And is this the manner of man, O Lord GOD?
 — 2 Samuel 7:19

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45587.93427682563­3445.29681311219­54.03797532472

Money is the root of all wealth.

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18977.69701284838­28.84347004397­53565.5590656779

And he set the Levites in the house of the LORD with cymbals, with
psalteries, and with harps, according to the commandment of David,
and of Gad the king's seer, and Nathan the prophet: for so was the
commandment of the LORD by his prophets.
 — 2 Chronicles 29:25

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
 — George Bernard Shaw

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Thou hast also given me the necks of mine enemies, that I might
destroy them that hate me.
 — 2 Samuel 22:41

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And Joab gave the sum of the number of the people unto David. And
all they of Israel were a thousand thousand and an hundred thousand
men that drew sword: and Judah was four hundred threescore and ten
thousand men that drew sword.
 — 1 Chronicles 21:5

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10774.50570917861­8537.19053837039­7652.2235554377

So then he that giveth her in marriage doeth well; but he that
giveth her not in marriage doeth better.
 — 1 Corinthians 7:38

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For what is it wherein ye were inferior to other churches, except
it be that I myself was not burdensome to you? forgive me this
wrong.
 — 2 Corinthians 12:13

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And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
 — Numbers 31:1

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And Jonathan climbed up upon his hands and upon his feet, and his
armourbearer after him: and they fell before Jonathan; and his
armourbearer slew after him.
 — 1 Samuel 14:13

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For so the LORD said unto me, I will take my rest, and I will
consider in my dwelling place like a clear heat upon herbs, and
like a cloud of dew in the heat of harvest.
 — Isaiah 18:4

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Until the time that his word came: the word of the LORD tried him.
 — Psalms 105:19

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And this was the cause that he lifted up his hand against the king:
Solomon built Millo, and repaired the breaches of the city of David
his father.
 — 1 Kings 11:27

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Too much is not enough.

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Every man shall give as he is able, according to the blessing of
the LORD thy God which he hath given thee.
 — Deuteronomy 16:17

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The sum of the intelligence of the world is constant. The population is,
of course, growing.

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The beauty of a pun is in the «Oy!» of the beholder.

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Micha, Rehob, Hashabiah,
 — Nehemiah 10:11

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The great temptations which thine eyes saw, and the signs, and the
wonders, and the mighty hand, and the stretched out arm, whereby
the LORD thy God brought thee out: so shall the LORD thy God do
unto all the people of whom thou art afraid.
 — Deuteronomy 7:19

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