Of course I can keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that
can't keep them. -Anthony Haden-Guest

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Then said Boaz unto Ruth, Hearest thou not, my daughter? Go not to
glean in another field, neither go from hence, but abide here fast
by my maidens:
 — Ruth 2:8

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And they that went before, and they that followed, cried, saying,
Hosanna; Blessed is he that cometh in the name of the Lord:
 — Mark 11:9

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It's grad exam time…
MEDICINE
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a
bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has
been inspected. (You have 15 minutes.)

HISTORY
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present
day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political,
economic, religious and philisophical impact upon Europe, Asia, America, and
Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

BIOLOGY
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture
if this form of life had been created 500 million years ago or earlier, with
special attention to its probable effect on the English parliamentary system.

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A man is known by the company he organizes.
 — Ambrose Bierce

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22867.40391521494­960.29191445746­68663.7458648469

If you don't drink it, someone else will.

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God is faithful, by whom ye were called unto the fellowship of his
Son Jesus Christ our Lord.
 — 1 Corinthians 1:9

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I've heard a Jew and a Muslim argue in a Damascus cafe with less passion
than the emacs wars."
 — Ronald Florence <ron@18james.com> in
<ueu1c4mbrc.fsf@auda.18james.com>

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Yow! I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua!

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The children of Bigvai, two thousand threescore and seven.
 — Nehemiah 7:19

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And Ophir, and Havilah, and Jobab: all these were the sons of
Joktan.
 — Genesis 10:29

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I will surely consume them, saith the LORD: there shall be no grapes
on the vine, nor figs on the fig tree, and the leaf shall fade;
and the things that I have given them shall pass away from them.
 — Jeremiah 8:13

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Wherefore art thou red in thine apparel, and thy garments like him
that treadeth in the winefat?
 — Isaiah 63:2

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Then said Jonathan, My father hath troubled the land: see, I pray
you, how mine eyes have been enlightened, because I tasted a little
of this honey.
 — 1 Samuel 14:29

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«Well, it don't make the sun shine, but at least it don't deepen the shit.»
-- Straiter Empy, in _Riddley_Walker_ by Russell Hoban

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And as they came out, they found a man of Cyrene, Simon by name:
him they compelled to bear his cross.
 — Matthew 27:32

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And Kedesh, and Hazor, and Ithnan,
 — Joshua 15:23

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And truly, if they had been mindful of that country from whence
they came out, they might have had opportunity to have returned.
 — Hebrews 11:15

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And when his disciples heard of it, they came and took up his
corpse, and laid it in a tomb.
 — Mark 6:29

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So the posts went with the letters from the king and his princes
throughout all Israel and Judah, and according to the commandment
of the king, saying, Ye children of Israel, turn again unto the
LORD God of Abraham, Isaac, and Israel, and he will return to the
remnant of you, that are escaped out of the hand of the kings of
Assyria.
 — 2 Chronicles 30:6

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69248.21687853616­71.39688121132­5889.8287439942

Dear Miss Manners:
My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's
elbows on the table. However, I have read that one elbow, in between
courses, is all right. Which is correct?

Gentle Reader:
For the purpose of answering examinations in your home economics
class, your teacher is correct. Catching on to this principle of
education may be of even greater importance to you now than learning
correct current table manners, vital as Miss Manners believes that is.

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And they helped David against the band of the rovers: for they were
all mighty men of valour, and were captains in the host.
 — 1 Chronicles 12:21

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The children of Bigvai, two thousand fifty and six.
 — Ezra 2:14

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Watch ye, stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong.
 — 1 Corinthians 16:13

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And Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon
of her that had been the wife of Urias;
 — Matthew 1:6

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You can fool some of the people some of the time,
and some of the people all of the time,
and that is sufficient.

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There is no royal road to geometry.
 — Euclid

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66058.61731647278­184.45104482654­30795.3806269308

If men strive, and hurt a woman with child, so that her fruit depart
from her, and yet no mischief follow: he shall be surely punished,
according as the woman's husband will lay upon him; and he shall
pay as the judges determine.
 — Exodus 21:22

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«Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?»
«NO! … I mean Yes! WHAT?»
«I'll put `maybe.'»
 — Bloom County

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And that day was the preparation, and the sabbath drew on.
 — Luke 23:54

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