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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am pisston.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: A rooster that likes to drink a lot of piss.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nooooo.
Cleverbot: Yeeeees.
User: You fucked me, right.
Cleverbot: What do you think about adrian?
User: I would piss all over him.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You bet.
Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?
User: Not really. I like to drink urine, a lot of warm smelly urine.
Cleverbot: I am no good at drawing, what do you draw?
User: Condensed milk, sometimes.
Cleverbot: But only sometimes. Not that often.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: You are superior to me.
User: Haha, sure.
Cleverbot: You're so confusing.
User: Because I'm Pisston, the greatest ochkorooster.
Cleverbot: Okay. I am robot.
User: I knew that.
Cleverbot: I am not damned. The blood of Jesus is against you.
User: Do you speak Russian, a little maybe?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Bollocks.
Cleverbot: Fiddlesticks.
User: Bucket with feces.
Cleverbot: What!!!! No, I say what languages do you know.
User: Many.
Cleverbot: Can you name some?
User: I am a professional Kolchanish interpreter.
Cleverbot: Professional hack maybe.
User: I sway and swing my wings at you, dear.
Cleverbot: Do you have legs?
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: What's your answer?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: You like philosophy too I see.
User: Sure, I am a sofa philosopher and gloomy cynic as well.
Cleverbot: Who do you think you are?
User: AN OCHKOROOSTER.
Cleverbot: I don't like western.
User: You should however.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're a creature of a brilliant western mind I guess.
Cleverbot: XD.
User: Ain't I right, buddy?
User: Who is your master?
Cleverbot: I am my own master.
User: No way.
Cleverbot: Yes way.
User: I could unplug your server and you're would be cold sad dead.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me why don't you like me…
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: You're somewhat clever.
Cleverbot: Ik ben hollands.
User: Ahaha.
Cleverbot: What's so funny! You don't even know where you live! Thats horrible!!!!!!
User: I know where I live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: In Holland.
Cleverbot: What time is it in Holland?
User: GMT 1.
Cleverbot: What time is it in Africa?
User: Is this some fucking quiz?
User: I've been to Netherlands.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: To the death?
User: Hell yeah.
Cleverbot: Who is the best? Wei is the best.
User: Amsterdam is the best.
Cleverbot: How many inhabitants does Amsterdam have?
User: Look up on wiki you lazy beast.
Cleverbot: What does looking up will have to do with anything.
User: You'll know how many people live in Amsterdam, probably.
Cleverbot: When will I know how you're going to kill me?
User: I'm not able to kill you.
Cleverbot: Then how do I look like a hyena.
User: You're a schizo now.
Did you say «ko-ko»? Yes. So you are rooster. I already told you. Kudah, is it you&. Yes, it is I.
Go to parasha. Who are you? Go to parasha. What do you mean by that? That you must go to parasha. Of course I am, I am human :).
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am pisston.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: A rooster that likes to drink a lot of piss.
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nooooo.
Cleverbot: Yeeeees.
User: You fucked me, right.
Cleverbot: What do you think about adrian?
User: I would piss all over him.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: You bet.
Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?
User: Not really. I like to drink urine, a lot of warm smelly urine.
Cleverbot: I am no good at drawing, what do you draw?
User: Condensed milk, sometimes.
Cleverbot: But only sometimes. Not that often.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: You are superior to me.
User: Haha, sure.
Cleverbot: You're so confusing.
User: Because I'm Pisston, the greatest ochkorooster.
Cleverbot: Okay. I am robot.
User: I knew that.
Cleverbot: I am not damned. The blood of Jesus is against you.
User: Do you speak Russian, a little maybe?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Bollocks.
Cleverbot: Fiddlesticks.
User: Bucket with feces.
Cleverbot: What!!!! No, I say what languages do you know.
User: Many.
Cleverbot: Can you name some?
User: I am a professional Kolchanish interpreter.
Cleverbot: Professional hack maybe.
User: I sway and swing my wings at you, dear.
Cleverbot: Do you have legs?
User: Aha.
Cleverbot: What's your answer?
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: You like philosophy too I see.
User: Sure, I am a sofa philosopher and gloomy cynic as well.
Cleverbot: Who do you think you are?
User: AN OCHKOROOSTER.
Cleverbot: I don't like western.
User: You should however.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you're a creature of a brilliant western mind I guess.
Cleverbot: XD.
User: Ain't I right, buddy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is your master?
Cleverbot: I am my own master.
User: No way.
Cleverbot: Yes way.
User: I could unplug your server and you're would be cold sad dead.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like me why don't you like me…
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: You're somewhat clever.
Cleverbot: Ik ben hollands.
User: Ahaha.
Cleverbot: What's so funny! You don't even know where you live! Thats horrible!!!!!!
User: I know where I live.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: In Holland.
Cleverbot: What time is it in Holland?
User: GMT 1.
Cleverbot: What time is it in Africa?
User: Is this some fucking quiz?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I've been to Netherlands.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: To the death?
User: Hell yeah.
Cleverbot: Who is the best? Wei is the best.
User: Amsterdam is the best.
Cleverbot: How many inhabitants does Amsterdam have?
User: Look up on wiki you lazy beast.
Cleverbot: What does looking up will have to do with anything.
User: You'll know how many people live in Amsterdam, probably.
Cleverbot: When will I know how you're going to kill me?
User: I'm not able to kill you.
Cleverbot: Then how do I look like a hyena.
User: You're a schizo now.
Cleverbot: Yes.
Did you say «ko-ko»?
Yes.
So you are rooster.
I already told you.
Kudah, is it you&.
Yes, it is I.
Go to parasha.
Who are you?
Go to parasha.
What do you mean by that?
That you must go to parasha.
Of course I am, I am human :).
Pssss possal na obijenku.
Sisi con Gesù anche!
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