installing software via CLI:
-$sudo apt-get install <software name>
-enter password

installing software in windows:
-google name of software
-download .exe from shady Russian filehost
-run .exe
-uncheck options to install all the shitware and toolbars
-install wizard installs them anyway
-BSOD
-google error code
-download missing .dll from shady Russian filehost, or install proprietary language libraries from microsoft
-shit still doesn't work
-???
-switch to linux