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why are you russkies so dumb that couldn't get use any foreign language or even native, huh?
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25 Августа 2012 @ 13:56
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>>1257155
Ох ебать.
пездуй на фарчан шкалата
Vodka.
Medved, Babalaykah!
Babushkas.
>>1257160
Баба-лайка?
>>1257162
Girl like?
Shto?
Red Square, red caviar, red banner. Commies suck.
>>1257164
I just dunno
>>1257164
Бака-Лайк
BLACK ROOSTER
Жизнь коротка☻Нарушай правила٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ Прощай быстро☺ Целуй медленно♥Смейся неудержимо இ°
>>1257165
Commies suck red cock!
>>1257166
What? You want say «dno»?
>>1257171
Ibanoe.
>>1257169
WHY?
WTF?
>>1257174
Это собака под трипом.
>>1257171
Dneesche!
>>1257175
What? Speak english, russish!
>>1257175
?
SPEAK ENGLISH YOU MORONS AVOID BARBARIC LANGUAGES
>>1257179
A to!
>>1257178
He can't into it.
>>1257182
He-cunt?
>>1257182
Of course I can. But english is for gays.
>>1257184
You mean for he-cunts?
>>1257184
Gays are better than commies.
>>1257186
Both are the same.
>>1257184
There is nothing wrong to be gay, you filthy russian.
>>1257188
Commies only suck red hard cock, they do not take it in their arse.
>>1257189
So, you like to take dick in your ass?
Commies are gay.
>>1257192
Gays are commies, they have COMMUNities!
>>1257188
Commies are red, gays are blue.
If you think it's all same, so go and fuck you!
>>1257191
No, why the fuck I would do this?
>>1257194
Roses are commies, violets are gay?
>>1257194
Asskitchen, arn't it you?
Suck my dick, bastardka!
>>1257197
Asscock me is.
nasasali.
WAZZUP NIGGA
>>1257201
wut
>>1257200
Asscock is gay version of ouroboros.
Это набег форчи или колчяньки развлекаются?
Ne nasosala, a podarili.
>>1257206
Заработали бонусы у какуна.
Kol4a go…
Ne hodeet' toot nasrano, govorit ob etom oukazatel'!
Кто из них сильнее хуесосил на стене колкуна?
Russkiy bydlo all retarded idiots, what a shame.
Idiots, you all. Besides, you are communist bastards.
>>1257212
Shut up and speak human.
>>1257212
All in all you're just another brick in his wall.
Who is 1kun? He is communyak or gey?
>>1257214
There is no such thing!
>>1257217
He's both.
>>1257215
Yay bro! Let's fuck shit out of'em!
Сосать мой член, russkies быдло
gtfo rooster
>>1257218
United Russia is less popular than commies, according to polls.
>>1257219
What is it?
>>1257224
ass of your mom
>>1257225
He's gay commie virgin nigga.
>>1257226
Fucking combo! :D
i dont care
>>1257225
Her ass better than your face, baqua.
>>1257229
fat dirty ass?
i cant fap to this
>>1257230
Just get used to it, and everything ll be okay.
>>1257230
Phat Pheelphee 4S!
btw, russians aren't even white. fucking half-steppenigger mongrels.
this thread needs moar desu
No, her ass is like a miracle, fairytale.
>>1257233
Wrong, theyre pure-blooded Mongols.
>>1257233
But mongrels are dawgz!
Cheesycunt — this is her name,
She is our star, despite she's lame,
On iichan she swings her butt,
Gets assfucked by Modtrap.
>>1257239
You mean «dogs»?
NO, SUISEISEKI, NO!
>>1257244
!
Wassup,
>>1257244
He meant drugs, sex and rok'n'roll.
that polychromatic dol' bitch.
RESURRECTION BY ERECTION!
RAISE YOUR PHALLUS TO THE SKY AND YOU NEVER DIE!
IT`S RESURRECTION BY ERECTION!
RAISE YOUR BONE UP TO THE SKY AND YOU NEVER GONNA DIE!
HALLELUJA, RESURRECTION!
So much ~desu. Kawaii…
Hey, guyz, are you like dogs or cats?
>>1257255
Cats are soooo cute ^^
>>1257257
You sound baba-like.
hey niggas how to get an moar powerful orgasm while fapping?
Shit asshole bitch slut cunt fuck dick
>>1257259
Just don't fap for a month.
Prepare your anus.
>>1257260
Nevar use google translate.
>>1257259
Use amphetamine.
>>1257262
But I cant live without fap!
>>1257259
Use anal plug.
RESURRECTION BY ERECTION!
RAISE YOUR PHALLUS TO THE SKY AND YOU NEVER DIE!
IT`S RESURRECTION BY ERECTION!
RAISE YOUR BONE UP TO THE SKY AND YOU NEVER GONNA DIE!
HALLELUJA, RESURRECTION!
>>1257268
Or a cucumber!
>>1257267
So you die. Nobody cares, though.
Drugs is not cool, guyz. Think about it…
>>1257268
Electric plug?
>>1257272
He was dead already.
Electric butt-plug. That is a great name for a band!
>>1257276
I shall patent it.
well, i must eat fukin amphetamine and put cucumber into ass, then fap?
>>1257278
Yep.
>>1257278
Don't forget about Poland.
>>1257279
nope.
>>1257277
You are in Russia now, laws do not apply.
go away with this shitty pices of advice, faggots
pieces*
>>1257283
This advice was awesome!
What do you think about sosa4, niggaz?
>>1257284
Piesces?
RAISE YOUR PHALLUS TO THE SKY AND YOU NEVER DIE!
IT`S RESURRECTION BY ERECTION!
RAISE YOUR BONE UP TO THE SKY AND YOU NEVER GONNA DIE!
HALLELUJA, RESURRECTION!
>>1257282
Well, I'll hire some russian gangsters in order to protect my intellectual property.
>>1257286
So-such?
so suck
so-suck-a
>>1257289
They will eventually kill you and take your money.
>>1257293
Dammit.
Do you like so-suck'a?
>>1257295
Who you are?
NO, BAKA, NO!
Baka please!
>>1257296
She's baka. Nevermind.
>>1257299
Wait… «she»?!
>>1257296
I'm just a simple little girl…
>>1257299
so-suck-er itt, lets go to the 4chan
>>1257301
NO GIRLS ON INTERNETS
Oostroeelee toot chateeq.
>>1257303
said student, sitting 24/7 on the ass of all the internets
>>1257302
Nope! Never! Poole clan will kill us and take our money!
>>1257304
«Chatique» sounds quite French-style, non?
>>1257303
I'm a girl and i'm in internets, haha.
>>1257307
Pohooy.
>>1257309
you a fat old hairy faggot haha
>>1257309
Youre teh dick-bearer, I'm sure.
ЭТО ЖЕ НАСТОЯЩИЙ ЧЕРНЫЙ РУСТЕР!!!!!!!!!ёё!!!111Ё2
DICKGIRL
DICKROLL
English level 1chan.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
>>1257312
He has no balls though.
Are you stupid, guyz? I have a vagina, bastards.
>>1257319
What a pity.
>>1257318
You sound like Dick Tracy.
>>1257320
Prove it.
>>1257320
Artifical.
>>1257319
boy without a balls can called a girl?
but this is fukken shit, i can fap ti this!
>>1257325
Wits some restrictions yes.
>>1257325
Nowdays everything can be called a girl.
>>1257327
sfx
>>1257330
Special Effects?
>>1257327
soo, can he get an orgasm without balls?
I give the proofs to you. But not now.
>>1257333
Suck Fucking Xylophone.
>>1257335
Until then you are futanari.
>>1257335
You have promised it many times.
>>1257337
You can't fuck a xylophone!
I know. But i have a some teh-problems.
>>1257334
No erection → no orgasm.
>>1257346
Woot?
>>1257344
PMS?
>>1257349
Pre or Post?
>>1257352
Both em.
>>1257346
A kak zhe prhostatua?
>>1257355
Wow!
>>1257349
Not funny. I lost my knees.
>>1257344
All right, you just a VROOSHA
>>1257363
Vroom-Vroom!
>>1257359
They were stolen or what?
lold
>>1257348
No balls → no hormones → no erection → no orgasm.
It sucks being eunuch.
>>1257369
What about artificial hormones?
>>1257370
I dunno lol.
khui
>>1257369
Lol, then why traps cuts their balls? There is no profit, ~desu
oh fuck, cut*
Washington is a capital of United States.
>>1257376
Washington D.C, be correct.
>>1257376
gtfo do-bro-bitch
>>1257373
They can still have some fun with female hormones.
>>1257380
How?
>>1257373
Probably they want to get rid of tetosterone.
Did you know that you are dniwe ebanoe?
>>1257384
Yep.
What is wrong with dniwe?
Stupid russian transliteration.
>>1257384
have you thought about a big hairy uncutted nigger cocks?
Cock goes here!
>>1257390
Cock goes to heaven, gods go to hell.
Resurrection by erection! Halelujah resurrection!
Resurrection by erection! Halelujah resurrection!
Resurrection by erection! Halelujah resurrection!
Resurrection by erection! Halelujah resurrection!
Resurrection by erection! Halelujah resurrection!
Resurrection by erection! Halelujah resurrection!
Resurrection by erection! Halelujah resurrection!
Resurrection by erection! Halelujah resurrection!
>>1257391
You wrong, cock goes into your mouth.
All
s go to 1kun 3.
Coming in september.
>>1257395
There is not enough space!
I sucked my own cock yesterday.
>>1257397
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEEEEEE!
>>1257398
You mean vagina, right?
MADDYSON, SDELAY DNIWE PLEASE
>>1257389
I'm not understand…
>>1257400
No, I mean my little uncutted cock
>>1257401
only if you fuck your dog with proofs
Okay, I'll go grab some beer. Can't take 1chan when I'm sober.
>>1257408
so?
>>1257411
Sach.
>>1257412
sosucka
So soap aviashveelee.
>>1257413
Сосиска?
>>1257416
So sea ska.
Russian vodka FTW!
Is it true that you sucked your own dick every fucking day?)
>>1257420
Once per week only.
>>1257419
I had it two days ago. Whattkah is great when you don't drink it on an everyday basis.
>>1257420
False.
>>1257168
Black-crossed anonymous master race.
>>1257424
Rooster has cried from the prison toilet!
I love sobackas.
>>1257428
In Russia you have prisons for farm animals?
LOL Я контролируемой вами, я русская правда
>>1257432
Sure.
Петух закричал из тюрьмы туалет!
Every country in Asia has those.
>>1257438
Sounds like a poetry.
If you are a bad cow, you go to prison.
And have dirty sex with other cows.
>>1257441
Otherwise you get slayed and eaten.
>>1257438
Rooster cried from the Russia.
Thas is the essence of Asia.
If you are a good cow, you go to laughterhouse. :coola:
*slaughterhouse
>>1257449
Laughterhouse was better.
If you have a cow, NKVD can RASKOOLACHET you and sent to the SEBEEER
We call it lol-house.
>>1257447
fukken lold
LOL-house MD.
>>1257451
RUSKOOLUCHENNUI cried from the SEBEEER toilet!
Sex with animals — bad!
Can you keep your balls when you go to SEBEER?
Давайте форсить лолхаус.
>>1257456
Not true, last time it was okay.
>>1257458
Да ты бы и пылесос форсил!
>>1257455
More like, wooden shithouse.
>>1257457
Balls will be okay, but anus will be broken hahahaha
>>1257457
Keeping balls if forbidden by KGB
>>1257462
Warranty void if anus is broken. Nobody will take you back.
Sex with a nyasniy kun or chan — good.
>>1257463
But you still can hide them from chekists.
Nobody cares.
>>1257468
It is still strictly forbidden by KGB though.
>>1257469
Like in your pants?
>>1257473
Yeah, detached.
>>1257474
Can I keep them semi-detached?
commies commies everywhere
I told tou!
Tohou.
>>1257479
That is fine with me as long as they are gay.
Are you have a girlfriends, guyz?
>>1257484
Nobody will fuck you, Cheesycunt!
That is what I told tou. Hou!
>>1257484
You have a good sense of humour!
Lamepussy.
>>1257489
ХРОМАЯ ПИЗДА?
The next poster is gay.
>>1257488
1chan is better than other board in this regard. It doesn't take that much time.
Got it.
>>1257491
Ok, what now?
>>1257492
Congratulations!
>>1257494
Do whatever you want, but stay away, I'm homophobic a bit.
>>1257498
I still don't want to have sex with men, is it okay to stay gay in this case?
>>1257501
Never used to be gay. Ask someone else.
Bullshit. You are losers.
>>1257505
u
suk
>>1257503
Where do I ask such questions? Just give me a hint.
>>1257509
google it
>>1257512
No! Google is the new KGB.
Ладно, можно сворачивать чатик.
Я уже заебался.
>>1257517
Да, мне тоже в магаз уже давно пора.
Are you have a car? Anyone?
>>1257521
I have Oka. It's not a car, though.
>>1257523
Ока — машина с стиле СКА!
It was a good chatiquee. Love you.
xoxo
>>1257537
X is for hugs and O is for kisses, right?
HUI SASI
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