After watching an extremely attractive maternity-ward patient
earnestly thumbing her way through a telephone directory for several
minutes, a hospital orderly finally asked if he could be of some help.
«No, thanks,» smiled the young mother, «I'm just looking for a
name for my baby.»
«But the hospital supplies a special booklet that lists hundreds
of first names and their meanings,» said the orderly.
«That won't help,» said the woman, «my baby already has a first name.»

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